Monday, January 17, 2011

Composed this one morning, hung over like a champ after an all night casino binge.

(sung in the tune of Aaron Lewis' version of Pearl Jam's "Black") 

Heyyyyyyyy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey/Phone rings late at night/I'm still drunk as hell/Who the f is callin this late/Goddamn its Jim, oh well//I know what he wants/And I'm way too broke for that, too broke for that/Now the sleep and dreams, have gone away//Ohhhhh, and all he's sayin is, dingdingding/Ohhhh, i know I shouldn't respond, but God its fun//And now my bitter hand, a seven and a two, there goes twenty more/All the ATMs, all call my name, just play twenty more//I take a look outside, and its so damn bright, I have class at 9/Oh, how the hell are we gonna get home, on nickels and dimes//Ohhhh, Entergy and Cingular, are gonna twist my balls, they'll twist em/Whoaaaa, they'll twist em and shit my truck note. Fuck me//And now my bitter hands, holdin shit to show, there goes my credit/All the collectors, all know me by my name, sayin "Pay me asshole"/All the money's gone, and I'm in the hole, deeper than I was/Before Jim called, shoulda stayed in beddddddddd//I know someday I won't pick it up, i know what I should do, but goddamn, who can resist titties and free drinks, and ohhhh, that sound, ding ding ding ding-ding-ding-dingggggggggg-dingggggggg-ding-ding-ding. 

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